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UKChrissie

09/02/2018 00:42

Moderator 'STRIKEATIC' has NOT logged on since 3 July! Does anyone know WHAT had happened to him?!?

UKChrissie

08/31/2018 15:45

Thank you so very much! That means a great deal to me coming from you!

Gloriousdead69

08/29/2018 20:02

Yes, kidnappers bro but it doesn't let me use the word lol

dastiffy

08/28/2018 09:25

Not sure what a happening

TensaZangetsu

08/27/2018 13:58

Thank you Bro I appreciate your concern and feedback...love ya

UKChrissie

08/23/2018 20:55

Charred had expressed concerns that he is not receiving requests. Might it be possible to help things along by posting the advert below on our notifications board?

UKChrissie

08/23/2018 20:52

kaotic members, our very own 'Charredtorso' is taking requests!!! His expansive knowledge, brought about by several years serving as both, a Professional in the field of Forensic sciences and an officer of American Law enforcement are all there at your disposal. Have a question? Have an idea? Have a request? Why not visit his wall or submit your requests by messaging him privately. Be sure not to miss Charred's upcoming tale of Overweight, Vietnamese, Mud-Wrestling, Lesbian, Jewel thieves!!! It is all here for the asking! at 'Charredtorso' kaotic.com

Charredtorso

08/23/2018 15:38

Wicked
I am running out of ideas for stories. I have made several requests for Kaotic's input, but only received a few suggestions. If these stories are to continue, I need to get the word out.....
CT

Charredtorso

08/21/2018 20:30

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP PO-LICE1



The ghetto city where I worked had a big park in the middle of it. The park was featured in several Gay hook up sites, as being a great place to MEAT and EAT Black men. All of the public bathrooms were locked up, butt were broken to on a regular basis. The problem with rapes, assaults and public buggery got our citizens complaining. So several nights a week, we had overtime special enforcement teams.

On one such night, we had three cars with six officers assigned to paroling the park after 10pm when the park was closed and the sword swallowers came out in force. On a fluke, all three cars wound up in the same place at the same time. We were comparing notes, when one of our crew spun his spot light around and we observed a male with a 12 pack of beer on his knees, blowing another guy leaning up against a tree. "Tally ho", we all took off in pursuit of the blower and the blowee.

The blower jumped up and took off running with has hands over his head. He was well over 6 feet tall and weighed around 200 pounds. He took off down a hill at a full run, screaming at the top of his lungs: "Heeeeeeellllllp, po-lice..." repeatedly. His voice was as shrill as a 9 year old girls.

My partner and I were in hot pursuit. We were laughing so hard, we almost wrecked the cop car. the blower was in a blind panic. When he turned back to look at the approaching cop car, he slammed head first into a huge tree that had been in the park since why back when a white population dominated the town. The impact against the tree was powerful, the blower bounced off and took off running, screaming Hellllllllllp, helllllllllp, further down the hill. Further down the hill, he slammed into another tree and was done. He laid at the base of the tree and softly whimpered for the police to help him. "We ARE the police, you fucking idiot."

The blowee had taken off in the opposite direction. He was running for all he was worth and dodging trees like an Olympic Grand Slalom racer. One of the other cop cars raced past him, slammed on his brakes and threw the driver's door open. The blowee took the door at full speed and was down and out. The cops thought he was dead. Just as they were getting ready to call the paramedics, the blowee sprang to life and had to be handcuffed and restrained.

Both subjects offered the same line of bullshit as to the cops were profiling them and hated homosexuals. We were violating their rights and naturally, they were going to sue us into the stone age. Both subjects were checked for wants and warrants. We recovered a very small quantity of meth from one of them and a tube of lube, condoms and some carefully folded gay porn, to get him in the mood. We wrote both of them trespass tickets for being in the closed park and suggested they sin no more.

After about 2 weeks, some gangsters were robbing the gay lovers on nights we weren't working the detail. Getting beaten and robbed reduced the problem dramatically...... for a few months.

UKChrissie

08/20/2018 05:26

I DID IT!!! I HAD MADE MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL POST!!!



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    And that was the day i realised that being a security guard wasn't for me
    09/21/2018 17:48
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    Does this make him a wetback?
    09/21/2018 16:37
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    Did they check his pulse?
    09/21/2018 16:32
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    Nice balls
    09/21/2018 16:08
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    At his murder trail a few weeks later the judge said to the lawyers killer "have you got anything to say for yourself?" The defendant mutters "Fuck all." ""What did you say?" asks the judge, The court clerk turns to the judge and says, "The defendant said, "Fuck all" your honor.""Really?" replies the judge, "I could have sworn i saw his lips move."
    09/21/2018 15:47
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